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Mario Remix: Boss Edition Mario Remix: Boss Edition

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Great game but harder than it should be

Let me explain, the controls feel a bit unresponsive sometimes. A couple times i pressed the jump button and it took like half a second to do it. And idk if anyone else has this problem but it lags a little. It freezes for half a second which really messes me up. But other than that great game, great bosses, yadda yadda, i just reviewed your damn game and gave it a 4 outta 5. Have a nice day sir. 8)



The Impossible Quiz The Impossible Quiz

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

QUESTION 72!!!!!!!!!

WTF!?!?!? WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR!?!?!?!? I ROLL THE MOUSE OVER EVERY INCH OF THE SCREEN AND SEE NOTHING!!!!!!!!1111 [/rant]

Okay, glad that's off my chest. Cool quiz btw, I <3 the Rocky theme :)
It's a good way to kill an hour or 2. It's like, you try this quiz once, then you fail, but ya keep comin' back for more until you finally beat it! Some questions are just too damn hard or make no damn sense at all, so I had to go back a bunch of pagees to find someone who posted the answers. Even then I still can't beat it! WTF IS QUESTION 72!?!?!?!?!????!??!?!111


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Robot Mind Reader Robot Mind Reader

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I know the secret &gt;.&gt;

The secret is that every number that is a multiple of 9 has the same symbol. No matter what number you choose, when you add the digits and subtract, you get a multiple of 9. Ex. 38 - 11 = 27. 67 - 13 = 54. 99 - 18 = 81. Ha. Hahaha. Nice try.



Coconut Catch Coconut Catch

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Gettin' old.

Yeah, we've played tons of these "run around and catch falling objects" kind of games. They're gettin' old and boring now.


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Stickicide 2 Stickicide 2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome game!

Highest score: 14050 XD
The only reason I got that mad score was 'cause I kept spawning on top of the bombs. And they give you 400 points, not 200 XD



Johnny Rocketfingers 2 Johnny Rocketfingers 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awww yeah!

Who knew sticks could be so badass? Johnny is one smooooooth dude, and he's out on a quest to murder some drug dealer. This game features some sweeet graphics, sweeeeet music, and sweeeet mindless violence. Oh, how we all love mindless violence. Someone pisses you off? Just grab a glock and bust a cap in the motherfucker! Yep, that's America for ya. Always solving conflicts with guns and fists rather than talking it over.

Back to the game: the puzzles were a LOT harder than JR1. They really make ya think and use ya brain. Hell, I never would've gotten past the part where you try to get the forty in the store if it weren't for the nerds who wrote the walkthroughs.

Overall: this game rocks. 5/5 4 U. Have a nice day.



GreenCastle: DoubleExodus GreenCastle: DoubleExodus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Can't stop playing!

This is, without a doubt, THE greatest RPG on Newgrounds. I played this a long time ago, and couldn't get past the first area because I never figured out how to upgrade my stats. I played it again, figured it all out, and now I'm hooked! Awesome game, d00d! 5/5 *adds to faves*



Kirby Escape From Halberd Kirby Escape From Halberd

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Okay game

It went just a tad too fast though. The exits will show up one second, then the next you wind up crashing into a wall without knowing WTF just happened. ALTHOUGH.....there is a way you can cheat. Right after the arrows and exits appear, right-click and select "Play." This will pause the game so you can take as much time as you need to figure out which door to pick.


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the NG Calculator the NG Calculator

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

And my account is worth......

......$9.43. Bummer. I spend all this time on Newgrounds...and now I find out that I'm worth no more than a cheap pair of pants. <:'D



Save &amp;quot;Left Eye&amp;quot; Save "Left Eye"

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

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First of all, the controls didn't feel responsive enough. I pressed a key and it took like half a second to react. If you win, it just tells you that she's dead anyway. Btw, showing her dead body when you lose is just plain sick.