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Same ol' song and dance

Had this been like 2007 I woulda gave this an 9...but 2010 senseless stick violence is becoming a little TOO cliché. Yes it was very nicely animated and nice and gory just like guys want but there are already thousands of other stick beat em up vids out there. Yes stick fights are beginner friendly but too often are people afraid to leave that comfort zone and animate something more complex than sticks. I haven't seen your other flashes so idk if those are more stick fights or what but still...anyone can be outstanding, but it takes courage and heart to stand out if ya catch my drift. Oh and I liked the hangman scene lol.

C'MON!

Too funny. I keep watching it over and over and bust out laughing everytime. Would've been better with one of his signature catchphrases though, a "YES," "C'MON," or a "SHOW ME YA MOVES!" Still, this vid is win.

awesome but...

i at the end i was waiting for Hank to turn around and slice the clown's head off...all of your flashes end with someone about to die then being saved :( o well, it was still awesome.

LOL Cena haters :p

"The champ is queer?" Hahaha. It was funny seeing everyone against Cena for once. I LMAO'd when HHH came outta nowhere and bashed "The Champ's" head in with the trusty sledgehammer. Awesome. My only real gripe with this flash is the sound. It was hard to understand what J.R. and Cena are saying. And the graphics were kinda, blah...but overall, this flash still kicks ass. Cena's ass, that is :)

P.S. I'm not exactly a Cena fan or Cena hater, but I still think he could use a lil' chin check every now and then

fadedshadow responds:

did you see some of them signs as ECW one night stand? One said "If cena wins, we riot" and another said "the champ is queer" everyone hated him, twas a very good day

Well, damn.

Those graphics are just...freakin gorgeous. If this is only the trailer, I can only imagine what the actual movie will be like. Just PLEASE stick to your promise of releasing it during the summer. I'm tired of people who promise to release a movie a certain date, but laziness overcomes them and they delay it for like 4 months. For the love of God, DON'T MAKE US WAIT! :p

So sad.

Sorry about your loss, man. That has to suck. As for the movie, it was OK, but a little too short.

Congratulations.

You got the 300,000th submission. Go you.

;D

So true, and so funny! :D I can relate to the PLAYER character though. I sucked ass the first time I played CS. I still do, as a matter of fact. :P The SUPA GANGSTA TECHNO MASTA was the best part of the movie. I haven't come across any audio whores when I play CS, but I can totally see someone blasting there music in their headphones and pissing everyone off.

Nice movie! Keep it up. OR ELSE.

:]

I liked this. It's short but sweet. I liked the part with the guy powering up DBZ style and blowing away the other guy with an energy beam. That was funny.

rebaz responds:

yeap thats Kunio-Kun =D

glad ya liked it

Nice.

I was wondering why I saw some flashes that originated here on NG at eBaums. Now I know. I love the song, btw. It's just so damn catchy! I've watched this so many times that I got the f'ing thing memorized:

"Once upon a time
On the internet, there was a guy.
A very deeply flawed man
His name is Eric Bauman
He was a total asshole
And nobody knows why.
He traveled all around
On the pulse of each phenomenon
From Something Awful on to Fark
With his trusty watermark
He stole and stuck it all upon
eBaums world dot dom.
It wasn't fair to those from whom he stole.
But did he care? No, not one bit.
And then he had the nads to sell some ads
What a piece of shit! Oh Eric!
Eric's quite a slut
Other people's work has made him rich.
He hired some male prostitutes
Dressed them up in three-piece suits
His faithful team of lawyers
Made the internet his bitch!
'Til Lowtax came along
Punched him in the face and banged his mom.
And Mr. Bauman quite disgraced
Had his dumb website erased
Well, sadly that's a lie
There's still an eBaums world dot com.
But if we all join hands and sing this song
Then our call will reach the sky.
And maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that whore
I think it's worth a try!
Oh, eBaums World is going down
We gotta rise up from the underground
And tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
About how stealing simply isn't cool
Right now we're making that our mission
And if the bastard doesn't listen
We'll get sick of being lawful
And brand his ass with Something Awful!"

>_>

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